Arsenal are about to announce a new arrival at the club. It's going to be a keeper. It may be an old keeper approaching 40. It might be a keeper with an alleged dodgy knee.
But it won't be Portugal international Eduardo. He's just signed for Genoa from Sporting Braga for an undisclosed fee.
Who else won't it be?
1) Gianluigi Buffon. Why? Too expensive.
2) Hugo Lloris. Why? Too good, except in the World Cup!
3) David James. Why? Too old. Used to play his Game Boy in the dressing room.
4) Joe Hart. Why? Too young and too brash.
Who could it be?
1) Robert Green. Why? He's the English version of Fabianski.
2) Mark Schwarzer. Why? Better late than never, I suppose!
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