The Mega battle that is Brum City vs Man City is about to be played again on Sunday Carson Yeung's much improved battlers will fight hard and Choo Choo will try his best to bend it in ....Joe Hart can't play as he is on loan (a Gold/Sullivan deal on the cheap)  40 million to spend sign him up or else u may have a chink in your armour ..i predict an easy Brum win against  a disjointed Mank team ...within 3-5 years Carson should see his dream emerge where Brum will be the new United ....yes they have applied for a name change ....before the match a large blue and white dragon will dance around pitchside entertaining the sad noses who turn up early sober......his name Blue Man Chu ! ...the main stand will be altered to create a minging area to give an atomsphere ...fortune cookies will be thrown into the crowd alla EFC (mostly saying bad luck u have lost your job due to Mandelson being a pr**k) ....the team will run out to the ying tong song .......and the Chinese state circus will spin and twirl on bolts of blue silk cloth from the stand rooftops  ...too much too soon but it's worth the fiver admission or a bowl of rice included is free rickshaw travel to the next away game (not for fat Barry statuatory    rights unaffected).
and the club song rewritten "Kwep ping pong trill the end of the silk road la lal la , were off to Shangai town la la la like a bunch of clown's lal al al a" to the tune of Keep Roight on (polydor records ccc).
Oh i forgot Bamboo goal posts look wonderfull and new panda mascot painted blue is great just like blues fans he rarely gets sex!!!

Sayanora Suckers
Wan King