Boyz end galz, this is a tribute to Sam Banerjee, and everyone on Footbo.

Racism, crime, corruption and dangerous roads promises to turn the 2018 world cup experience into a nightmare for travelling fans. But they're not alone. Journalists and Fifa officials shouldn't be expecting easy rides and free lunch either.

Because, even when you're lucky enough to find a nice Russian who speeks Ingleesh, they won't understand your foreign accent.

So you must use the next seven years to practice your local accent, begining with mastering the very basic of the Rolling R of RRRRRRRussia. Turn on this video to practice your R:


and:


A deeper study of the Rolling Rrrr herrrrre:


Now zat you rap zee boring baysicks, time foR mine favoRit. Lets be exciting with disco fun:


TheRefoRe, boyz end galz, if you use youR heaRt, end speek Ingleesh wiz good accent, eveRyone in Russia understands you. To feel safe, you may vant to make frends zis olygaRkh, end gets youR insuRance fRom zee Right place:



Here's the story of a lost German in Moscow: